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Alex Vause will be in every episode of Orange is the New Black season 3

sassyvause:

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(via fatchola)

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14 hours ago

pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

(Source: lamegrownup, via swarnpert)

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14 hours ago

Love, you are foolish, you’re tired
Your sleeplessness makes you a liar
The city is burning
The ocean is turning
Our only chance is the lighthouse

(Source: hymnsuponyourlips, via seaslime)

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14 hours ago

billykaploser:

tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.  

(via catastrophe-and-the-curee)

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14 hours ago
Thanks so much Kels!!!!

Thanks so much Kels!!!!

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14 hours ago

televisoin:

eeveez:

why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great

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15 hours ago
DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:Wait-
Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:I didn't-
Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:PEACE
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15 hours ago
it is 2014 and my mother is still pressuring me to by polos oriented towards females

it is 2014 and my mother is still pressuring me to by polos oriented towards females

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15 hours ago

kurlozes-rotten-tongue:

friendly reminder that the achievement hunter team goes on tumblr frequently to see what we do and they are fully aware of the sudden sexual attraction the fandom feels toward ryan haywood and ryan himself knows and he will play with yall to nO END

REMEMBER

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19 hours ago
suavefox:

psyfucks:


respect existence or expect resistance

DAMN SON

fave

suavefox:

psyfucks:

respect existence or expect resistance

DAMN SON

fave

(via bbethicus)

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19 hours ago

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

(Source: kaliskadyami, via bulletseraray)

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19 hours ago

dicksplit:

Being the leader in a group project

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19 hours ago
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